Sunday, November 9, 2014

List of October funnies

IB:  My doctor says I need to eat more junk food.

IB:  I'm allergic to heavy.

IB:  I want to play violin forever and eat pizza forever!  (Itty Bitty and Little Bit both are taking violin lessons.  Their little violin is hilarious--looks like a toy--if only it only cost as much as a toy!)

LB (while eating supper):  Can you save my food because I have to go sing and dance?

Our friend, Miss Darlene, fixed Itty Bitty a drink and said, "Did you say 'thank you'?" to which IB responded, "I'm going to start my manners day after tomorrow."

Little Bit explained to me all about how crayons are made, how "they" melt this stuff (wax) and mix it together.  Then, she said, it's kind of the same way they make bubble gum.  I said, "Oh, wow--how did you learn all this about making crayons?"  She answered matter of factly, "Oh, well, we giggled it on Miss Darlene's phone."  I said, "Oh, well what makes you think that it's like making bubble gum?" to which she said, "We giggled how to make bubble gum on her phone too."

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