Thursday, October 24, 2013

Reindeer Games



Last night Little Bit was wearing her sateen red Christmas nightgown and wanted to sing Christmas songs.  Pressing November, I’m ready for Christmas songs – not decorations – but music, yes!  So, of course, Haydn and I obliged and sang and sang.  She suggested “the reindeer one.”  We sang it twice with intermittent discussions about the words and all of the reindeer's names.  Little Bit said, “That is a really sad song.”  Long pause.  “Those other reindeer were mean.  They wouldn't let him play with them.  That is not nice.  I don’t like that.”  Thus a discussion ensued about the story.  Then, this from the 4-year-old’s analytical mind:
Little Bit:  “Now, what do reindeer look like?”
Dad:  “Sort of like our deer but bigger and with big antlers on their heads”
Little Bit:  “Where do they live?”
Me:  “Way up North.  We’re in the South . . . so not around here”
LB:  “Do they have wings?”
Dad:  “No.”
LB:  “Then how can they really fly?  Birds have to have wings to fly.  How can they pull a sleigh?”
Us:  “Ok.  You’re right.  Real reindeer can't fly.  But you can’t tell your friends this stuff.”

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Lipstick

Itty Bitty to Daddy:  "Where's my lipstick?"
Daddy:  "You're too young for lipstick."
IB:  "Well, I'm 2!"

5 minutes later:
Daddy:  "Quit putting so much lipstick on your lips."
IB:  "Well, that's how God made me."